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DIARY OF A BLONDE

Jan: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

Feb: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Hellllllooooo!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!

Mar: Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - box said "2+ years"!

Apr: Trapped on escalator for hours - power went out!!!

May: Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions - 8 cups of water won't fit into those tiny packets!!!

Jun: Tried to waterski - couldn't find a lake with a slope

Jul: Lost breast stroke swimming contest - learned later the other swimmers cheated - they used their arms!

Aug: Got locked out of my car in rain storm- car swamped because soft-top was open.

Sep: The capital of California is "C" - isn't it????

Oct: Hate Smarties - they are so hard to peal!

Nov: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days - instructions said 1 hour per pound - and I weigh 100!!!!

Dec: Couldn't call 911 - duh - there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

Whew - what a year!!

 

♥ The Norwegian Teenager

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